lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

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rafepringle:

Bill Burr: You People Are All The Same

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twinkleestar07:

Flowers are smiles of the earth! :)

twinkleestar07:

Flowers are smiles of the earth! :)

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imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

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New still of Chris Evans in Captain America: The Winter Soldier

New still of Chris Evans in Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

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peanutbutterdeadlifts:

peanutbutterandsquats:

one time i was making out with a guy and he started to put his hand down my pants and i said to stop but he didn’t so i punched him in the jugular and as i walked out of the house i told his mom that her son was an incompetent dick shit that needs to go back to kindergarten to learn the meaning of the word no and that’s how you handle people who don’t take no for an answer

I love you omfg

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drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

(Source: thetwelfthtardis)

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